tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33570341017980055582024-03-14T02:54:31.134-04:00Ask the IrongoddessA tongue-in-cheek examination of the smiles and tribulations of life as seen by the Irongoddess, sprinkled with unpredictable doses of wisdom.Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-32091380679774950542010-11-04T16:39:00.007-04:002010-11-05T02:48:07.862-04:00"I've got nothing to do." WHAT?!?!You thought I forgot about you, didn't you? Nope, not at all ... just somehow, amongst all the things on my overloaded plate, you ended up under everything and you know what they say, right? "Out of sight, out of mind ..."Well, that's not exactly true ... I always saw a corner of you peeking through from underneath all my other things, wondering when I'd pay some attention to you.So here I am, Irongoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06449333207970275857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-420864659243058992010-06-21T12:54:00.011-04:002010-06-21T15:11:10.638-04:00He just ain't worth the heartache, babe!Dear Irongoddess,My boyfriend and I recently broke up. Like we didn't date that long or anything, just a few months, but I was so in love with him. I mean REALLY in love with him like I've never been with anyone else! Now I'm so sad and I cry everyday. I really miss him, and all the things we used to do together. I've been reading up about relationships and wish I could figure out a way to get Irongoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06449333207970275857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-1787733954538603722010-05-13T00:04:00.005-04:002010-11-05T03:10:27.384-04:00Interesting video ... hmmmThis short Swedish clip speaks for itself ... let me know what you think!The HeroIrongoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06449333207970275857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-50343472454889006772010-04-01T19:32:00.011-04:002010-04-02T00:52:14.354-04:00Is this the next sexy fad?I went onto Craigslist recently to see what was new with "Men Seeking Women" and found these ...I don't get it! What is with the headless naked torso? I don't know one women who has ever ooohed and aaahed from photos like these. Women actually find well-dressed torsos with handsome faces attached MUCH sexier!Alright, it's clear which shots are self-portraits, but the others ... hmmm ... can you Irongoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06449333207970275857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-26530299946699739662010-03-23T16:50:00.005-04:002010-03-23T18:32:16.541-04:00What we take for granted ...I had a nasty fall in January and broke the greater tuberosity of my left humerus, can you see it?Does this help?The shoulder joint is the most complex one in the body, one that involves many movements, and needless to say, the recovery has been extremely difficult, and in fact, at times, excruciatingly painful. I am only just now off pain meds, eight weeks later.So now that I'm finally out of Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-62111287635653780132010-01-22T13:12:00.013-05:002010-01-22T15:27:17.916-05:0048 Hours on Craigslist: An Interview with Mr. MaybeAlright folks, it's a New Year and I've somehow skipped over the Holiday Season. How? Well, maybe it had something to do with this or maybe this ...Frolicking with friends in the French Alps does hold a certain distraction :-DAlright, alright ... now that we've determined the real issue of my non-blogging, I will accept total responsibility and catch you up on something I started last summer.I amSilly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-10355696710052695882009-11-26T21:56:00.003-05:002009-11-26T21:58:57.118-05:00Happy Thanksgiving!This is hilarious!! Well at least *I* think so ... Hope you had a wonderful day celebrating with friends and family :-)Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-14550745994749233712009-11-25T14:19:00.003-05:002009-11-25T14:31:26.894-05:00Why not do tomorrow what I can do today?As some of you may have noticed, I haven't been keeping up with my blogging ... so for today's posting I thought I'd write about PROCRASTINATION:From www.dictionary.com:pro⋅cras⋅ti⋅nate –verb (used without object)1.to defer action; delay: to procrastinate until an opportunity is lost.–verb (used with object)2.to put off till another day or time; defer; delay.From www. quotegarden.com:Nothing is Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-11867000219030928812009-09-29T17:38:00.003-04:002009-09-29T17:56:03.428-04:00To thong or not to thong ...Dear Readers,I actually owe you an interview I conducted as Part III to "48 Hours on Craigslist" but needless to say, I've been a little um ... delinquent with posting, not that I don't have a ton of topics to write about ...I recently did some underwear shopping. Some women like to wear thongs, myself included. Actually, let me clarify that, I like to wear both thongs and bikinis (no Grandma Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-57125321869231809732009-08-17T19:19:00.010-04:002009-08-17T19:38:25.095-04:00Consumer Gripe #1: If only I had known ...I bought some facial tissues the other day. Great, they were on sale, "Scotties" brand too ... S-O-F-T ... nice ...Yeah, until I opened the box and used one. I didn't know Scotties made sandpaper with such fine grade. "EnviroCare" they call it.Just have to get through all six boxes now ... Well, at least there are only 152 tissues per box, not the usual 200.Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-57584810243226994462009-08-09T16:03:00.010-04:002010-01-22T15:25:08.980-05:0048 hours on Craigslist: The Results, Part IIFirst of all, my apologies for the tardiness of the results to my nifty social experiment ... been taking advantage of summer, that is, inbetween all the rain.Alright ... in June, I posted "48 hours on Craigslist" where I placed two ads on Craigslist, one asking for a "forever-and-ever" type of relationship, the other asking for raunchy NSA sex (that's "no-strings-attached", folks). In my Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-1151075345877193662009-07-12T20:26:00.009-04:002009-07-15T00:19:33.555-04:0048 hours on Craigslist: The Results, Part IHere's the second ad posted on Craigslist in my recent post "48 hours on Craigslist":I want to suck your cock - w4m - 24Looking to be gang-banged. I'm feeling very horny and I want you now. Apply within.For those who are not familiar with Craigslist, that "24" you see in the title is the poster's age (or the age one chooses to indicate for his/her ad).I was actually surprised by the number of Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-63592845358110489142009-07-11T15:19:00.009-04:002009-07-11T16:08:25.731-04:00May you rest in peace, Mr. Michael JacksonMichael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)I was immensely saddened by the passing of Michael Jackson. A brilliant musician and dancer, he contributed in so many ways to the world and tried to make it a better place. Often ridiculed and criticised during the last few years for his elusiveness and eccentricity, I don't think the world was fair to him.What's wrong with being different?Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-2888921230417065352009-06-19T17:29:00.005-04:002009-07-12T18:42:58.914-04:0048 hours on CraigslistI've decided to conduct a little social experiment on Craigslist ...I've previously covered "men-seeking-women". Now, how about "women-seeking-men"?I'm posting the following two ads today, Friday, at 6:00 pm and will take them down on Sunday at 6:00 pm. Let's see what kind of responses these illicit ... dum de dum ... ;-)1)Looking for Mr. Right - w4m - 33Young professional ready to settle down Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-90196990405113475762009-06-11T17:36:00.008-04:002009-08-17T09:39:58.556-04:00Open Up Your Heart and Let the Sunshine In ...Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm sure knew a thing or two ...Mommy told me somethinga little kid should know.It's all about the deviland I've learned to hate him so.She said he causes troublewhen you let him in the room.He will never ever leave youif your heart is filled with gloom.So let the sun shine inface it with a grin.Smilers never loseand frowners never win.So le the sun shine inface it with a Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-78311867881422306772009-06-01T10:17:00.008-04:002009-06-04T17:46:53.450-04:00Yes, I will have your baby!Recent letter received on Lavalife:I am very attractive to Asian women. I have a good head on my shoulders and would like to have children with an Asian woman. I have a picture if you are serious. If this interests you, get back.His online dating profile:Hi ladies:I must confess, that I do love the companionship of a confident woman. You must be from the Ottawa area and are in need of some Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-60063872156338158822009-05-30T18:51:00.007-04:002009-05-30T19:21:12.482-04:00Native American PrayerWhen it FINALLY hit me that I would lose my mother to an incurable cancer, my heart and soul cried out in anguish and that "little girl" inside of me, with insecure, selfish, little girl needs of love and affection, awakened and wailed.I realised how much I still needed my mother.And though I knew it would be difficult, the inevitability was that I would have to let her go, ready or not. So, for Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-63659302901357345462009-04-20T23:49:00.006-04:002009-04-22T19:53:17.774-04:00Craigslist - Men Seeking WomenCraigslist.org personal ads provide hilarious reading material and great fodder for conversation.A good lot of men who post seem to live at the bottom of a cesspool, what with their hungry cries for libidinous, hedonistic, no-strings sex. Makes me wonder if and what sort of woman actually responds ...What ever happened to the romantic date?Interestingly enough, a friend of mine said something Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-38879836151305943122009-04-07T16:07:00.005-04:002009-04-07T16:25:08.468-04:00Driving Rant #3: Zero satellitesA friend of mine had given me a GPS system for my car last year, worried that I would lose my way on a road trip through the States. It's served me well a few times, even for driving in my own city.But sometimes, it just plain sucks.April showers bring May flowers. They also bring no signals. "Zero satellites" ... that is not what I want my GPS to indicate to me while trying to drive off the Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-67651802987534784142009-03-19T01:02:00.001-04:002009-03-19T01:02:40.184-04:00Thank you MagMyPic.com!I think a little bit of positive thinking can go a long way ... and loads of positive thinking can get you even further :-)Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-68338316590607037412009-03-10T00:57:00.008-04:002009-03-10T01:26:03.834-04:00Driving Rant #2: Fraidy CatDrivers who huddle over their steering wheels and drive much slower than the speed limit, blocking traffic, always freak me out. It's like they're waiting for an accident to happen.If they're that afraid of driving, why drive?Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-87596648248587599042009-02-14T00:24:00.000-05:002009-02-13T01:14:19.338-05:00Who says romance is dead? Happy Valentine's Day!!This is the absolute best internet dating email exchange I've ever had!Subject: Where art thou? Hi! Long time no speak :( (BTW, I feel absolutely no shame about using smiley symbols.) What have you been up to? CheersSubject: Re:Where art thou?Hey, you stopped writing so I thought you'd either met someone or weren't that interested, or most likely a combination of both ... Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-82836829727810665542009-01-30T15:01:00.008-05:002009-01-30T15:28:04.335-05:00Half-naked men just don't entice me enough ...I've been checking out online dating recently and I've made an interesting observation.Why do so many men expect me to travel to them? What ever happened to men doing the chasing?I'm not keen on long-distance, been there, done that ... These relationships all too often end up in frustration and broken hearts unless some master plan is concocted that successfully places the two lovebirds in the Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-91647960336045005192009-01-26T12:19:00.000-05:002009-01-28T12:58:04.624-05:00Gong Hei Fat Choi!Today is the New Year in the Chinese calendar and it's the Year of the Ox.From another website:"The Ox of Chinese Astrology is no bull in a china shop. Steadfast and solid, this powerful Sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. Oxen tend to be plodding and methodical; they approach projects in the step-by-step manner that serves them Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3357034101798005558.post-87511684340725296002009-01-20T14:43:00.011-05:002009-01-30T16:06:09.241-05:00We the people!Everyone's thrilled that Bush is out and Obama is in! "Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We're the ones we've been waiting for. We're the change that we seek."- Barack ObamaThere will be lots of celebrating going on tonight and not just in the United States! We up here in Canada just love American politics. It's way more exciting than ours and what with a Silly Sallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535094763879513053noreply@blogger.com0