Friday, June 20, 2008

Why do guys measure their cocks?

Women measure their bust so they can know what bra size to buy ... but what is it with men and their fascination with cock size?

Mind you, I can't say I've surveyed all my male friends if they have or haven't and by golly, you won't see me asking a complete stranger this question ... but the guys I have asked at one time or other in my past have all admitted to doing this.

Oh ... correction ... all but one, who actually made a very interesting remark recently when I brought up this subject.

"Perhaps men measure themselves because they feel insecure and need some sort of validation. I never have. I'm made the way I'm made. "

Hmm ... interesting viewpoint considering he is ... ahem ... endowed.

Which makes me wonder ... how long are my nipples?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

When writing up a "to do" list is on my "to do" list ...

My life always seem to be in hyper drive. From time to time, I'll remark to friends how I'm going to slow down and relax a bit ... They all say with sarcasm, "Yup."

I guess they know me too well. I guess I'll always be a projects girl ... When I finish something, I feel like I've got to take on another challenge. Or when something doesn't challenge me anymore and has become just part of my "regular hectic routine", I take on an even bigger one at the same time so I can perfect multi-tasking. How many plates can I spin simultaneously?


"If you lose your way, I will help you find it."